Is it true that Staphylococcus Aureus had a child with John McCain?

Question

My friend told me to stop being bitter and to go back to talking about Microbiology, so here I am. I need some answers. Cleverest gets 10 points, maybe more.

Answer 1

um, Vince, this wasn't what I meant.  I'm gonna have to start following you before you go completely insane.  

However, LOL, ROFL.  And yes, I think it's true, you schmutz.  

Answer 2

LOL

Answer 3

you'd be surprised wat frankenstein gets up to these days...