Is it true that if you can't remember their name, you can't count them as a conquest?

Question

Is it true that if you can't remember their name, you can't count them as a conquest?

Answer 1

God I hope not....*looking around nervously*

Answer 2

Hey, I have a 4th of July girl.

Where were you in 1992, Sour Girl?

Answer 3

those notches are never going to come out of the bedposts, i carved them too deep!

does this mean i have to sleep with a lot more people?  

Answer 4

that is true, plus, if you dont remember what they look like neeked  you cant count them.  

Answer 5

Heck, no.  The dustbin of history doesn't always record the names of conquests--why should you?

Answer 6

I don't give a d**n, I'm counting them anyway!

Answer 7

well, that's gonna knock out bout 1/2 the guys i've slept.  

Answer 8

Conquest, eh?

You can take our lives, but you can never take our virginity...

*cries*

Answer 9

So "4th of July guy" never happened?

Answer 10

That is totally false!!!

Answer 11

I dunno.

I mean, Genghis Khan rolled through an entire continent and didn't stop for pleasantries.

For the record, I'm not saying you're Khan, even if you happen to like fur hats and a nice bloodbath.

Answer 12

What if you didn't know their name to begin with?

Answer 13

No not at all count them any way.

Answer 14

No, John Doe / Jane Doe still count

Answer 15

shoot then my number just divided in half

Answer 16

half the time i can't remember my own name let alone anybody else's. it's not the name that makes the memories anyway  ; )

Answer 17

Awesome.  I just got a whole lot less whorey.

What if I can remember what they were wearing but I can't remember their name, they don't count either, right?!  

Answer 18

Not true. Pet names count!

Sooo, how ya been "sweetcheeks" ?

Answer 19

What's important is...

They can't remember how to find you...

Answer 20

Names?....heck, sometimes i never see the face....

Answer 21

Names are hardly important, can you distinguish them by body parts? Special abilities? Good enough.

Answer 22

I think if you're too drunk to remember their name then you shouldnt be even thinking about making any "conquests"...

Answer 23

Yes, it's true, you must know their middle names before they are considered conquered.

Answer 24

names are unimportant I started getting worried when I lost count

Answer 25

well if that is true i've only slept with 5 people.

Answer 26

just stick a post- it note with their name on it on their forehead,

lest you forget in the morning.

Problem solved !.... And another notch on th bedpost,