Is it true that if you f**t on your pillow and then place your pillow on your face you get Pink Eye?

Question

Is it true that if you f**t on your pillow and then place your pillow on your face you get Pink Eye?

Answer 1

no it will not give you pink eye, it will give you stink eye!!

Answer 2

Where is your mother? LOL!

Answer 3

That's from "Knocked up"?

There's an odd answer to this:

Not if you were wearing underwear.

It's one of those peculiar facts lodged in my brain.

The question of bacterial contamination of operating theatres from farting has been examined, to the conclusion that for practical purposes normal underwear acted quite adequately as a bacterial filter, but that a f**t without underwear, under a surgical gown, was liable to allow live bacteria to contaminate a wider area.

No, I'm not kidding, and I apologise if that's in the "way too much information" category.

Answer 4

please tell me this is not a serious question.........

No, it won't give you pink eye!