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Is it true that the Queen of England is not allowed to eat a banana (unless it's chopped up)?

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I heard it's because a banana looks like a phallic symbol

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  1. That's just nonsense.  A banana is just a banana.  And I am pretty sure the Queen can eat whatever she wants.


  2. Phallocentric eroticism, eh.

    Don't know if it's true, but the Royal Highness sure makes me think!

  3. I don't know

    I doubt it

  4. allowed???

    Not sure that word even applies to her.

  5. I'd assume she could eat whatever the h**l she wanted. She may not want to eat it, because it looks phallic, but I doubt there's some ancient law forbidding her.

  6. she is the queen she can do whatever she wants,and yes that includes eating a bannana

  7. ROFLMAO ! Star for this question ! I'm sure, she knows how to eat a banana without it being "chopped up" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. how on earth did she conceive four children if she has such an aversion to anything remotely phallic?

  9. Years ago (ages actually) when I attended a Catholic grammar school the girls were taught to never bite pieces off a banana, but to break pieces off with their hand and then put it in their mouth.  They never said why, just that that was the way ladies ate a banana.  Years later when I figured out why, I was shocked that the nuns would think this way.

  10. i wish they would share the fruit they own a third of the grain and everybody is hungry i hope she eats it whole from now on

  11. I think you might have too much time on your hands :), thinking up questions like this

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