Is it true that the Suffolk Rare Tree Factory is getting ready to flood the market with illegal tooth picks?

Question

Is it true that the Suffolk Rare Tree Factory is getting ready to flood the market with illegal tooth picks?

Answer 1

Hi !! The article that i read stated, lolly sticks, kebak skewers, and drum stick, (obviously not the cicken leg variety) ,that`s just in case someone thiks i`m a nut case. By the way i have suggested to them that they could include hollow wooden tubes for pencil leads. Good idea?.

Answer 2

I thought for a moment there you were going to show us your enormous tool for the job again!

BTW be very careful who you accuse of tree theft we are bigger and stronger then you are back door closet Jughandled Flush-house, hmmm...

Answer 3

Ya! I did hear wooden Picklehaubes are next seasons must have, darlingk.  

Answer 4

hahahahaha.... Toothpicks!? In Suffollk!? WTF are they going to use them on? ...Oh you mean for exporting? Yes, you are correct.

Answer 5

They are the best tooth picks ever made, crafted from 1000 year old Yew trees and then matured in oak vats before being impregnated with finest Peruvian marching powder. Our customers just can't stop talking about them.

Answer 6

Not only that....... but chop sticks too, Penfold Noscruples of Suffolk is clear cutting the Amazon Valley of 2000 000 square miles of pristine jungle to produce wooden toilet seats for Berlin.

Answer 7

Gotta hand it to Pen, not one to waste the spoils of his mad endeavors.  No doubt he will market them under the "Yewtooth" brand of sharper image accessories.