Is it true that the US Government is trying to genetically alter illegal aliens and octopusses?

Question

And the story is that these illegal aliens would make great lettuce pickers because they will have eight arms to pick lettuce with?

Answer 1

That's a good idea. Maybe they could answer phones 2 coz all they hafta do is hit the hold button like all them places do. Wow they could get 4x's the work done then with 8 arms coz it takes 2 now.

Answer 2

Actually, anyone who works for the US Government was an illegal at one time but they were genetically altered to follow the whims of the Administration and to suck up at moment's notice.  They were made to look like a blend of melting pot America and some look genuine Anglo.  If you look closely, you will see the strings attached to their backs and someone controlling their every move.  Likewise, if you look closely at the two candidates for office, you will see the strings attached and controlled by their respective parties.  But this is all little potatoes.  I wouldn't sweat the small stuff.  Somehow, the system works.  Some just happen to gain from it more so than others.

Answer 3

No, but the illegal octos and alien p***e program goes well.

Answer 4

i think i should be offended cuz im 75% mexican but that was fuc*in funny

Answer 5

Shhh

classified information might chase the illegal aliens away LOL

Answer 6

No its not true.

Has nothing to do with lettuce.  Its to make it easier to pick the pockets of the US taxpayer.