Is it true that when you fish for trout on Lake Michigan,?

Question

a huge trout comes out of the lake and asks you to sign an anti-tickling petition; and if you refuse, it overthrows your boat, destroys your tackle gear and shoos you away?

Answer 1

Once again, ny, you got confused by what you saw. As you know, this has happened before.

What you saw was actually a carp.  I saw it myself on a recent trip and I will personally testify that it was a carp.  A giant carp.  

A trout would not behave the way you describe.  All the trout I have met, and I've met many, have always been totally very mannerly.  

The carp I've met have never been mannerly at all.  It was a carp.

73 from the Fisherman

Answer 2

dude thats soo true...bt i think i was kinda high when it happen......bt the trout had a rare similarity 2 barney

Answer 3

No no no it isn't a trout it is a giant salmon.

Answer 4

Well, this is what I name a Joke!

Anyhow, why should a fish asking for such a petition when they are all wet and slippery ???

Curious!

This one should be a silly elderly silver one, on extinction in USA, but it's just their camouflage.

They just wanted to avoid to greet your three wishes, duh!

Answer 5

oh - i thought it was NObama is a wet suit looking for your vote, if you refuse he makes u sit in a pew listening to rev wright while he takes your boat and tackle and makes a day of it....meanwhile rev wright is brainwashing u or maybe it was one of his revolutionary buddies teaching u bomb making while NObama auctions your stuff on ebay!!

Answer 6

ASK YOU??? ASK YOU???????? the b*****d comes out with a d**n ar-15 telling you youre GOING to sign it. im talkin bout he blindfolded us sat us down all messed up. took off our clothes and made us sign. then he shot the boat a couple of times. we barely made it to shore when the d**n boat sank. i tried to go back with some dynamite and see "how he liked them tickles" but his lawyer called me and reminded me i signed =(

Answer 7

Yes.  And the worst part is they also confiscate and destroy all your LSD

Answer 8

go fish

Answer 9

Stand tall, my friend, and always carry a big gaff.  Do not be intimidated by the force of this mighty trout, for it can sense your fear and feeds off of it. Instead, stand tall, hold your position, and strike down this fish !  Rain mighty blows upon him with your giant gaff and lay this fear to rest, my friend.

Answer 10

it doesn't shoo you away, it slaps you out with its tail-wap wap wap