Is it true that your only supposed to have 2 testicles?i live in a trailer near power lines& i have 7?

Question

Is it true that your only supposed to have 2 testicles?i live in a trailer near power lines& i have 7?

Answer 1

i thought i was alone.......

Answer 2

Well Roberto, I am glad you asked.  

What I think really happened is your father has 4 testicles, and your mother is a 3 testicled hermaphrodite.  No one realizes this because it's such a rare occurence, but the number of balls you have is like a math problem of genetics.  Normally would be 2 + 0, 2 from dad 0 from mom.  But in this case, we have 4 + 3, thus resulting in your excess of berries down there.

Good luck getting back on the horse, Jerome.

Answer 3

The whole two testes thing is just what the government wants you to believe man. I'd be damned if I woke up to find that 8 of my nuts had disappeared leaving me with a measly two.

Answer 4

This is the horse racing section.