Is it wrong on the first date to call my lady friend any/all of the following?

Question

Ms Biggum - Y/N

Ms Stuffayoufatface Y/N

Ms Kinkybottoms Y/N

Ms Imgonnaturnyouintoapretzel Y/N

Ms Youwillbemysexslave Y/N

Answer 1

Y

Y

Y

Y

Y

LOL . . .  And yet another laugh!  Hey private1, lighten up!!

Answer 2

um no...

Answer 3

Y and have a really great explanation for all of them

Answer 4

well go with whatever you feel is necessary and whatever happens happens

Answer 5

no....

Answer 6

Not if you want to get Lucky, so to speak

Answer 7

Call me anything you want MSM, just call me!

Somebody needs to pee in their own litterbox, don't they?

Answer 8

I love the kinkybottoms one :D sounds cute :)

Answer 9

yes

yes

no

no

Oh god thats my fave....♥

edit:: is what Private 1 said true darlin...♥

Answer 10

First date, no to all.  Unless she is a prostitute you are just bringing out for dinner... then you can call her the last 3.

Answer 11

N

N

Y

Y

Y

Answer 12

It's all good, just don't call her Sally.  Even if it's her name, don't do it.

Answer 13

Ms Biggum - N...

Ms Stuffayoufatface - N...she won't be your lady friend for long, with the first 2

Ms Kinkybottoms -Y/N  I'm a little iffy on this one

Ms Imgonnaturnyouintoapretzel -Y

Ms Youwillbemysexslave -Y  jJust the thought of the last 2 would make any one happy....= )

Answer 14

N

N

Y

Y

Maybe, depends how far you want to go =)

I agree with robin your number one fan must be jealous

Answer 15

She's gonna call you Mr. One-Handed Knuckle Shuffle cause that's all you'll be doing after she leaves you.

Marco!

Answer 16

Awww, Private1 is so concerned! Somebody needs a nappy nap... What a douche!  As for the question....

I'm definitely gonna use the first three myself! All are acceptable. Also try:

Ms. Comeandgetitwhileyoucan

Ms. Playwithmypeppyplease

Ms. Imakindakinky

It's all deadly bro!

Answer 17

I'd make sweet love to you Flufferbutt--

Answer 18

You are the only one I know that could get away with calling her these names and make it past third. LOL :)

FYI: Steve Only Tades Personal Favors for BAs.  

And there's a really long line.  

LY Steve! ;)

Answer 19

Whoa. Someone's a lil 8ITCHED up today. Geez.

& I think its almost EXPECTED & very appropriate to call your lady friend ALL of those things.  

Answer 20

just miss stuff ya fat face, if shes ok, she can handle the rest..;-)

Answer 21

All are perfectly acceptable...as long as you don't want a second date.

Answer 22

N

N

Y

Y

Y

Good luck with your biggest fan there!

Answer 23

Always wait 3 days to a week before wanna call to set up another date

Answer 24

If you call her any of those names you won't have a second date.  

Answer 25

I would think you were a freak if you said any of that to me.

It's weird.

Answer 26

u r sick.

Answer 27

well it probably wouldn"t be the best way to get a 2nd date steve...lol