Is jelloism like Alcoholism?

Question

Is jelloism like Alcoholism?

Answer 1

Only is you substitute the water in jello with vodka.  That can lead you to a meeting of JA.  (jelloholics Anonymous!)

Answer 2

Careful he might melt from the heat of all the spotlights being put on him.  At least he will be pleased his demise is not due to global warming.

Answer 3

You can't read just one of his posts.  Usually I need 8 or 12 to get a good buzz.

Answer 4

I wouldn't know since I don't have an addictive personality.

Answer 5

Yes.  Both cause confusion, nausea, dizziness, and vomiting.

Assuming Jello became top answerer in this section fairly (which he didn't), certain people must be addicted to his answers (i.e. shapeshifter, apparently).

Answer 6

Yes, there is no cure and you have to fight it day by day.

Answer 7

yeah,  I cant get enough truth....  every time I see one of his posts, I just need more.   More assurance that the entire world isnt inside the box.  Thank Dr. Jello!

Answer 8

I believe so! I notice when some people read Jello's comments and posts, they become irritable and discontent. The solution is a spiritual one. Pray for Jello!

Answer 9

Absolutely yes!   Just think how many people have been arrested for driving, or committed crimes after eating Jello.  Gelatinized driving is a menace to society.

I must be allergic to Jello. I always get nauseated if I eat any.

Does this happen to anybody else?