Is mma just another version of tough man?

Question

I just watched a mma fight or hug fest it reminded me of the toughman fights the only thing that was differant was the guys had on short shorts they had no real fighting skills but they had a lot to say. What is the atraction because I have been around boxing for over 30 years and in mma you can have only 7 fights and you can be a two time world champion wit 3 loses and you want me to believe that these are real fighters it is comical I saw one guy drop his hands and the other guy did the samr thing never would you see that in a real championship boxing match oh mma has 5 minute rounds well I think I could roll around on the ground for 5 boring minutes as long as my nuts did not fall out on the canvas

Answer 1

That's all it is! Even though I am a female I have trained dillengently in Hung gar Kung fu since I was a little girl.

If REAL martial artists ACTUALLY fought there would be a lot of dead folks

These mma fellas are basically stiff weightlifters that have a background in some self defense style.

Don't be fooled by their ALLEGED resumes. In many cases in America a 12 year old can get a black belt if he pays for all the fees that they charge

Basically these guys are nothing more than pumped up redneck bullies that would get paralyzed in 7 seconds in they actually tried something with someone like Bruce Lee

Real martial artists live and breath their art for decades

And living and breathing would not be likely outcomes for theses pumped up poluka's if they actually fought a REAL martial arts master

Answer 2

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Answer 3

i seen 1 about 15 years ago it was like a van dam film  i dont no how meany may be 10 all kind of fighter sumo boxing graplin all kinds. anyway kickboxer pulleds the sumo  out the hat ist round.  15 stone probley more this was the champion sumo, so the big guy comes runing stright  at him  im like wow hes dead the kickboxer bangs him once the sumo is out cold teeth all over show he borke his hand this was war no gloves. then came a boxer and had one glove on he was fightin some brazlian shapshooter grasey?? that lasted 10 seconds and i look a fool i said beat them all. this guy twist your leg off boxer shuld left the glove at home. now after all the fights there 2 left kickboxer and the brazlian twister champ so kickboxer broke in the 1st round  so grasey or what ever hes called dived at his leg and that was it. he did`nt throw 1 dig all nite and won. im a boxing man and that will never change but this guy beats any one but there is a way to beat him shoot him  and apart from the sumo  i did not rate it. thats there sport and some talk as if our sports are brothers there is northing even close btween our sport  they  do  try throw a few punches thats it.if you dont like it mate dont watch it.