Is muff diving an Olympic sport and what equipment would ineef?

Question

Is muff diving an Olympic sport and what equipment would ineef?

Answer 1

Think someone's being cute for the attention, well you got it.

Answer 2

I hope it is, because practice would be FUN!

You were born with the equipment necessary for this "sport"

Answer 3

Muff diving was common back in the old days of the 1970's. The muffs were let out to run free through parks, and were never shaved due to weather condtions. The Muffs were a happy bunch until a bad man, made them all go away.

I suggest that muff diving be re-introduced back into the pub(l)ic domain.

Answer 4

Uhm... from what I know, "muff diving" isn't a sport... it's a sexual act. Giving oral s*x to a girl. O_o

Answer 5

A strong stomach and tongue!!! I love the muff-diving me

Answer 6

with plenty of practise me and you could get a gold medal

Answer 7

It's an Innuendo!

Are you being serious??

Answer 8

No, and all you need to do is lie back and enjoy.

Answer 9

It should be an Olympic Sport , I would suggest a blind fold and an adult bib. When Im asked what my hobbies are I answer by saying "Eating out" ha ha , I get a great laugh out of the thick who doesnt know what Im talking about.

Answer 10

there is a Muff Divers Association

its motto;

no muff too tough we dive at five

Answer 11

Some trimmers and a bottle of water. Depending on the surface used you might need some sought of matress. Can I practice on you in time for the olympics?

Answer 12

A long tongue with a piercing

Answer 13

i'd hope you wouldn't need anything but sometimes a swimming hat and nose peg are a must.