Is my ex-wife a liar?

Question

I found out she has crabs and syphilis, but the entire time we were married she claimed she was incapable of having multiple organisms.

Answer 1

HOW OFTEN DID YOU EAT SEAFOOD?

Answer 2

What do crabs and syphillis have to do with multiple orgasms?

Answer 3

Hopefully she is at least trying for the multiple orgasms, or you just haven't learned to spell it yet!

Answer 4

All Ex-Wive's are liar's !!! As a grown man, I can't believe you even asked this question. She might have been incapable of having multiple orgasms with you, if that was your question. As far as having multiple

" Organisms " no one is capable of doing this. People get sick all the time and it's not unlikely at all for people to have two or more disease's at one time. She's your ex-wife anyway's, so why do you care unless you gave it to her. She might have had one ailment and then you gave her the other one. It sounds to me like from what you've wrote, the whole time she was married to you she was immune to everything and after she left you, she contracted her disease's. Well, that's what she get's for having unprotected s*x with dirty men or women which ever her choice is. Have yourself checked out to be on the safe side. It sound's like to me she's full of c**p and doesn't know what she's talking about.

Answer 5

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................................... I thought this was sooooooooooo funny. Did you purposely or accidently mispell the word organisms. So was it ORGASMS OR ORGANISMS??? Still very fuuunyyy. As far as your question is concerned it is kind of hard to answer because I am not sure if your you are asking for help or telling a joke, dude.

Have a great life!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Awe, that's a cute one.  Teeeheeeee!!!!

Answer 7

shes your ex..it doesnt matter

Answer 8

One has absolutely nothing to do with the other.  Get educated !!

Answer 9

LOL  This is a classic funny yet serious question.  You're a real punny guy.

Heck yeah she is a liar.

Answer 10

Maybe she is also incapable of having radical orgasms.

If she is your ex, why should you care?

You shouldn't.. leave it alone.  Either $hit or get off the pot.

Answer 11

organisms..what the h**l?

What does crabs and syphilis have to do with having an o****m anyway?

Answer 12

d**n Faker!

I bet all her orgasms were fake too... ;-)

Answer 13

All ex-wives are liars otherwise the wouldn't be ex-wives.

Answer 14

Very, very punny! I would laugh hysterically, but organisms are NO laughing matter. Liar? Sure she is ... but as long as she was faithful and financially responsible WHILE you were married you're good. ;p

You posted this in M&D and you're looking for humor? No one here will get this (obviously) ... they're all too pissed off at their significant other.

Stick to P&S there comedian. We may not be able to read or know how to spell ... but at LEAST we have a sense of humor.

Have a GREAT life Dude!! (Sorry, but "e" inspired me.)

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