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Is my grandma off limits? What should I do?

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Hello, my name is Jake and I'm 16 years old. My grandma just celebrated her 70th birthday a week ago, so my family gave her a surprise party. Later in the night, after everybody left, my sister and I were sleeping over her house. My sister went to sleep early, but my grandma called me up to her room. She needed help unzipping an article of clothing she was wearing. I helped her, and then she turned around. I peered at her bra for a few seconds, and she just laughed and said it was okay to peer. But this wasn't just a fun peer, I hadn't had s*x ever before in my life, and after watching hundreds of p**n videos through my teenage years, I was willing to have sexual activity with anybody. Then, without thinking, I just kissed my grandma for a few seconds on the lips. This turned into us making out, I guess my grandma hasn't had recent sexual action since her husband died two years ago, so she too was in the mood to have sexual activity with anybody. This turned into me taking the rest of her clothes off and this led to wild s*x. I didn't know my grandma could be so fun, but I guess since she was single, she was bored, and we had fun while having wild s*x. We felt like we were a couple in love. The rest of this week, I've been staying at my grandma's house alone, since my sister went home. Nobody else knows about our situation (hopefully my grandma hasn't told any of her friends) but whenever I look at her eyes now, I feel like I'm in love. We've had sexual intercourse 3 nights in a row, then last night, and I think every afternoon, we've engaged in some sexual activity, may it be s*x or less than that. But the thing is, we're not just a couple who likes to have s*x, I think we're truly in love. Two nights ago, she took me out to dinner and we had a great time.

I have no girlfriend at school, and I've never really liked anybody. But when I look at my grandma, I love her. After all this fun with going out and having s*x so many times that I've had with my grandma, I'm ready to commit. If my parents don't like it, I want to run away and get married to my grandmother, as she has a lot of money and a car. But if they'll accept it, I want to publicly date her, and hopefully end up marrying her for the rest of her years.

Do you think that I'm in a rough situation (because I don't think so)? I think I'm doing the right thing by choosing to ask her to marry me hopefully soon.

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  1. omg i m fainting i m falling from the chair call 911!i love my grandma to death n grandma means second mom so if u r not a troll u r probably a desperate perv so u had s*x with ur second mom ..GOD PLS!whr is this world going pls save us ...


  2. first ask your grandma what she thinks about what you have in mind.. then if she agrees proceed to ur plan..

    think it through before making a decision..

    good luck.. i hope this helps..


  3. That is beyond disgusting!!! Incest! You both need counceling!!

  4. I pray to God that you are just a troll and this is a joke. You cannot have s*x with her, let alone marry your grandma because it is illegal and just plain wrong. Please get some help!!

  5. Aww douche! Is this some kind of sick joke? I think you could marry her if it truly makes you and your grandma happy. But honestly, your family will probably disown you. Sorry. Is grama there?

  6. Write to penthouse with your fantasies. Nobody here believes your BS.

  7. Is this a joke?

  8. your an idiot

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