Is my mom an alien??

Question

i don't live with her thank god, but she tells me to go help her cleanout her condo, then acuses me of stealing her keys, then she finds a dead roach under her matress and say i put it there, is she wacky? she acuses everyone of stealing. i dont want to go help her anymore whats a nice way to tell her?

Answer 1

well, for one thing

she not an alien.

maybe she's sleepwalking

Answer 2

She could have dementia.  Tell her to eat more meat.

Answer 3

wow. but you should tell her that you would never tkae her keys cause you dont want to see her any more. [ sounds sort of mean =/ ]

Answer 4

Well, the only way to find out is to dissect the brain. If my sources are correct, you'll have to recite Volgon poetry to her. Then and only then will she reveal her labial flaps. Full body penetration is necessary, and if all goes well, then you should be able to locate her central cortex before you run out of air.  Afterwards, you can pierce the epidermis to evacuate.

Answer 5

"Mom, here is a coupon for 1 free hour of psychiatric evaluation"

Answer 6

i know exactlyy how you feel plus 10x. My mom and me fight and argue all the time. But its because she is so insecure about herself (this you cant tell her) but what you can tell her is " Mom i know that you wanted me to help you but when ever i do youaccusee me of so many things." Tell your mom that youwontt help her if all she does is accuse you of things that youdidn'tt do. ask her nicely to stop or tell her your done.  

Answer 7

Nah she just seems paranoid.  

Answer 8

tell you guardian, so that way the pressures off your back. that shouldn't be something u have to deal with...and she sounds like shes an olive short of a martini

Answer 9

Your moms not a alien ,all moms are weird at sometimes.

Answer 10

well, talk to her properly..no matter what she did to you, she's still ur mom, who gave birth to you n its not easy..just talk to her properly...remember that she's ur mom..

Answer 11

Sounds like she's schizophrenic or paranoid delusional.  She needs to see a doctor.

Answer 12

It sounds like you really don't like living with your Mother.  I wonder if part of that is because of what others say about her around you, which is not fair for her.  So what your Mother is 70, she is still YOUR Mother and although you may not agree with her, you should still respect her.  Because what you give out to her now, will only come back to you...such as karma...when you are her age.  So if you don't want to help out your Mother, what is the purpose of your visit anyway?  You said you sneak out, so why not just stay with your Father or another relative because by the sounds of it your being totally disrespectful to your Mother.  Why not just say, " F U Mom, I am not doing c**p for you anymore!"  After all your actions are saying just that.

Answer 13

Say,...

"Mom I think you are an alien and I don't hang with aliens".

Then say,...

"23 skidoo" and leave.

She'll get the picture.

Answer 14

well tell her to bug off  

Answer 15

Your mom's not an alien; she needs Prozac

Answer 16

Tell her to **** off and dont go there agian!

Answer 17

What does a annoying mom have to do with being a alien. You should love your mom and respect her. Because when she is gone your going to miss her greatly.

Answer 18

oh my gosh. wow... okay well tell her that you are busy and can't help her anymore. or the other way to tell her is that you don't want to help her because she accuses you for everything! GOOD LUCK!!

Answer 19

woow jajaj...

maybe she is an alien jaja

Answer 20

the 1st person's answer is funny...

do i think she's an alien?

no...

but IF she really has nothing to base these accusations on...then maybe she has some mental health issues?

Answer 21

I am busy today  doing ............(think fast!}

Answer 22

ummmmmmm..............example:mom if u think i take stuff then maybe i shouldn't help out with your car at all=]

Answer 23

just look here...hope it helps.

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node...

Answer 24

It sounds like she may have had a stroke which can alter her thinking and behavior, this is quite common in the elderly..  You should speak to her doctor and ask for advise.

Answer 25

YES!  I know her and she is an Alien.  I ask my other Alien friends to take her back but they don't like her either.  Tell her I said to leave you be or I'll make her radioactive.

Answer 26

Tell her that you are busy, theres not really a 'nice' way to say i dont help you anymore b/c ur wacky.

Answer 27

she is just wacky.

not an alien.

Just say,"Hey mom, I just don't wanna help anymore. I don't like being acused of stuff I don't do, and you acusing me makes me feel bad and I just can't help. I will help again if you STOP acusing me, kay?"

I think that is good.

Answer 28

Someday you will be 70, it's no picnic.  Maybe you are the alien.

Answer 29

wow..is she elderly?

Answer 30

Tell her to stop. She might need some helppp. Idkkk whyy. My mom's not like that.

Answer 31

No not an alien, neurotic...tell her to seek counseling...unless you are doing all those things...I don't know you...