Is my p***s alright?

Question

its all swollen and red with a HUGE eyeat the end it keeps winking at me! i can hear mumbles from some slowly forming lips on my balls what should i do?

Answer 1

You should get back into bed quickly before your mummy catches you on the computer

Answer 2

Did you know it is like a lizards tail cut it off and it will grow back.

Answer 3

go to your doctor

Answer 4

try harder

Answer 5

Sounds like you could have some sort of disease. Go get get yourself institutionalized quick.

Answer 6

looks like all these answers are right. ask your mother to look at it first before you do anything.

Answer 7

Tickle him until he dribbles.

Answer 8

definetly cut it off

Answer 9

I would suggest some exploratory surgery this can be accomplished at home with a butter knife a mirror and two panadol (for the unavoidable headache you get when putting a knife to your balls)  

Answer 10

"what should i do?"

You should stop inserting it into men's p**p shoots.

Answer 11

Sounds totally normal to me! Its when it stops winking ,thats when there is a problem!

Answer 12

That's nothing, wait until  it starts spitting at you!

Answer 13

Have it amputated...=D

Answer 14

Go to a mental hospital, maybe. ;)