Is queen elizabeth II really pregnant in 2008? Or is the Onion joking. If so wtf? Where is the rebuttal!?!?

Question

Is queen elizabeth II really pregnant in 2008? Or is the Onion joking. If so wtf? Where is the rebuttal!?!?

Answer 1

The Onion is always joking.  That's what they do.  They're a news satire...no real news is ever reported on their site.

Answer 2

i should have used a condom!

Answer 3

the onion would report fake news??? OMG i never would have thought it.

Answer 4

I think that that report has yet to be confirmed or,of course,denied.I am sure,if they are correct,everyone will join me in sending a hearty congratulations to Her Majesty.Until then,however,we should follow the lead of Buckingham Palace,and keep a dignified silence.

Answer 5

It's obvious that you haven't been reading "The Onion" very long. Their headlines are meant to entertain, not to inform. Her Majesty is in her eighties, she definitely isn't pregnant.

Answer 6

I think the Queen is past her "get pregnant by,date"

Answer 7

The Queen was born in 1926, so she is 82.  In the Old Testament, Sarah is recorded as giving birth to Issac in her nineties, but any contemporary report of such an incidence--no matter who the mother reputedly is--is obviously an hoax.  However, a Texas woman did recently gave birth to a child at age 59.

Answer 8

HM Queen Elizabeth II is EIGHTY-TWO years old. She's long past the age for having children and I expect the next child to be born into the immediate Royal family will be her great-granchild (especially as her oldest grandchild just got married).

Answer 9

Queen Elizabeth II is 82 years old.  I would think it most unlikely that she is pregnant.

Answer 10

the old bat is much too old, so i suppose it's a joke.

Answer 11

The Queen is 80 years old.