Is that anything else to do in Alaska besides shoot moose, get drunk, drive snowmobiles and have s*x?

Question

That's about all I can figure the Palin family does in Alaska.

Answer 1

You covered it all, oh try to stay warm.

Answer 2

Y'know...if that's all I did...I'd think that was kinda cool.

Answer 3

Pray

Answer 4

Of course their is such as PTA and jumping on and off the bridge to nowhere, fight you families battles, so many choices so little time.

Answer 5

Drill for oil and dig for gold.

Answer 6

you forgot that she's also a hockey mom and she likes to fish.  

Answer 7

As stated , fishing industry is very big up there.. If you dont want to do any of the things you mentioned, try hiking, Alaska has some of the most gorgeous scenery.... I know when my parents were alive they traveled the world and had been to many a country but they had said , going to Alaska was the best  trip they had ever had... *S*

Answer 8

She actually drove a snow-mobile? What an utter disgrace to the nation (dripping with sarcasm, here). And we should NEVER vote for a person who's hunted a moose but for a moose who's hunted persons.

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Answer 9

Sounds like a great weekend, although you forgot about playing hockey.

Answer 10

Clean oil off the birds after a big spill.

Answer 11

no, that's about it.

Answer 12

you forgot having dogsled races!

Answer 13

Freeze.

I hope she ate the moose and feed it to her family, because shooting animals just for fun is an abomination.

Answer 14

Well h**l yeah, bagel! U kin go fishin' 2! After that , what else is there to do,even in the lower 48? What else would you really rather do? That just about covers the main activities of mankind!! (You asked a funny , just had to git back!)

Answer 15

If only the rest of America had it so good.

Answer 16

How could you possibly be in touch with the rest of the country living in a climate and culture so different than the rest of America less Hawaii.  I think if Matilda the Hun ran for office, the Republicans would pick her too.  Some Republicans will pick anybody and anything over Obama because their evil hearts can't see past color!  I would like to taste her Moose Stew...so out-of-touch and she seems a bit bLichee.

Answer 17

Lots of free time, what with no s*x Ed classes, no science class, no school in winter (and winter lasts from July through May). Ye-hah !! Yippee !! North to Alaska, north to the Russian Zone. Hey: that would make a great theme song for a movie ... resurrect John Wayne, have everyone wear red-and-black flannel shirts and fur boots, have fistfights in the midst of muddy streets ... shee-yit, I can hardly wait. Yeah, I guess those long cold nights can make for some interesting nighttime indoor activity ... mostly, it appears, of a non-intellectual nature. More "creationist," it seems. Ex-tenze and Viagra sales are off the charts; condom sales are down.

Answer 18

In Pennsylvania we shoot deer.

Answer 19

Sounds good to me

McPalin 08

Answer 20

I did not realize that a person's hobbies were "issues" we should be concerned about. I bet a lot of people will refuse to vote for her and McCain if they find out she ice skates (sarcasm).