Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, stood in the forest, when one day it was noticed that a little tree was growing up between the two larger trees. "Is that the son of a Birch or the son of a Beech," they asked one another.
While they discussed the issue, a Woodpecker landed on the little tree. The Birch and the Beech asked the Woodpecker if he could tell which it was, because he was an expert on trees.
The Woodpecker took a taste of the sappling and replied that "It is neither the son of a Beech or the son of a Birch, but that it was the best piece of Ash he had ever put his p****r in."
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