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Is the Pope not well?

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The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.

Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.

He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.

He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have s*x.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions." The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.

Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause...

The pope replied,

"First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having s*x.

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having s*x.

"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having s*x, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?"

The pope smiled and replied, "Big b*****s."

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  1. Humm well yes oh


  2. Good One.. but naughty naughty

  3. and you call urself a saint lol

    nice

    =]


  4. naughty naughty!

  5. lol thats so funny!!! amazing

  6. You are loosing 5 points to write that my friend...

  7. Lol, funny but naughty!

  8. Hahahahahahahahaha very naughty but very funny

  9. OMG (sorry Mr Pope) but  that was a wicked punchline. I wonder if they had a nun´s line up to see .........

    Reckon your halo may have slipped a little!
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