Is the flesh of Jesus a protein or a carb?

Question

Is the flesh of Jesus a protein or a carb?

Answer 1

Very carb.

Answer 2

Trans Fat

Answer 3

Neither.  It is spiritual.

Answer 4

are you crazy

jk

Answer 5

It is a cleanser.

Answer 6

It depends on what instruments you use to measure it.  If your instruments are not holy enough, all you will be able to measure is carbohydrate; it will resemble an ordinary communion wafer in every respect.  But if your instruments have been properly blessed by a priest, however, then you should be able to detect protein, indicating that it may indeed have been transubstantiated into the Body of Christ.

However, anybody looking at your results who is not a practising Roman Catholic may well see the same readings as an ordinary, unconsecrated, plain not-yet-holy communion wafer.

Answer 7

It's an Omega fatty acid for Alpha males who like to stay hidden like Delta Force.

Answer 8

Carb

Answer 9

It is spirit and in taking communion you are honoring the eating and drinking of his death, burial and resurrection.  He restores you to life, so you gain proteins and carbs when you unite in faith.  He is the Living bread of life...