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Is the human being the only species that m*********s ????

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Is the human being the only species that m*********s ????

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  1. No.

    We're just the only species that does it and are told to be ashamed of it.


  2. No I saw a Monkey givin it sum in Gibralta.

  3. I know Bonobo Chimpanzees do. They also engage in homosexual s*x and incest. It's true!

  4. apes and monkies do!

    i beleive dolphins have s*x for fun too, i'm sure they'd m********e if they had longer fins!

  5. Why would you want to know that?  Are you thinking of evolving into another creature, but want to make sure you'll still be able to ..er..., pleasure yourself?  Just make sure that you choose something with, at least, one hand!

  6. No

    But in my experience most people that work for Royal Mail are w*nk£rs

  7. When we left an old sofa out in the backyard, my ram (male sheep), came up to it, and humped it like there was no tomorrow!

  8. no, but we are very good at that, compared to other primates which have less fine motor control of their hands.

  9. my friends dog used to get off to his pillow lol

  10. why don't you check out there other species and find out you pervert!!

  11. I've heard of many other male speicies masturbating ie chimps, dogs, horses, emus, etc, however I'm not to sure about the female of these species. I suspect they do, however, like female humans they probably deny it and have a w@nk when the kids have gone to school.

  12. Who is Master Bates ?

  13. No I saw a monkey in London zoo masturbating, he was about the size of my hand and he was sort of laughing at the people walking by and watching. Really weird.

    Coincidentally, I currently live in Gibraltar.

  14. Chimps do also.

  15. No some other animals do too

  16. I used to live with my landlady when I was at uni. Her dog kept humping my leg...eek!

  17. No, i remember when i went to seaworld in Florida a walrus had ingeniously found a way to do it using a giant cable reel (like a cotton reel only bigger) to m********e. Hand to god, my sister wouldn't stop laughing for half an hour. It was in the section where you can see them underwater through Plexiglas.

  18. I saw someone else had mentioned the Bonobo and had mentioned that they had homosexual s*x and that they were incestuous.  Quite frankly, this is incorrect.  Bonobos live in a confined arboreal/swampy environment and because of being in closer proximities they have experienced a cultural evolution towards using sexual contact as a diffuser to social conflict.  Males are known to do what is called "p***s fencing", whereby if they find themselves in a tense situation (say a conflict over some food that they both found at around the same time) then they will hit their penises against each other to diffuse the tension and then will partake in exploring and eating the food together.  Contrast this with Chimpanzees where the more dominant member will threat display to drive the other individual off and then will take the food just for himself/herself and sometimes this will elevate into a full fledged fight disrupting the entire group as alliances will frequently be called into action.  Even if a male were to mount another in Bonobos (a sign of dominance) he still would not have homosexual s*x.  They are also VERY aware of their familia connections and would not have incestuous s*x.  They will conduct p***s fencing or female genital rubbing within kin but you would not see a reproductively capable kin having intercourse.  Like I said, they know their relatives and their is also migration of reproductively capable individuals to promote gene flow and to prevent such occurences.

    All that said, indeed Bonobos are the MOST sexed up group of primates in the world simply because it has become their course for conflict avoidance and reconciliation.  Because of this they are coined as being the only 100% bisexual population on the planet, and while other species do m********e (like humans) bonobos are the masters of masterbating.

  19. I was just thinking about masterbating (the word, not the act). LOL.

    Ummm, I've seen monkey's scratching down there.  It never occured to me that they may be masterbating.

  20. Elephants in 'musth' ie. on heat, (males)  are also supposed to.

  21. Monkeys do,  

    hence the expression - spanking the monkey, however i don't think Dolphins wax

  22. no not at all

  23. I saw a carp in the river rubbing up against a rock one time. I kinda wondered what was up. Maybe it was him or her.

  24. kangaroos should be mentioned also. this was observed on a television show.

  25. pass

  26. Lots of animals do.  The Sun Bears at the St. Louis Zoo are famous for it.  They sit right out in public and stroke their (obviously erect) genitalia.

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