Is the.............?

Question

Is the glass half full or half empty?

Answer 1

Depends if you are filling it or drinking it

"Blonde's?"

Answer 2

The glass is twice the size it needs to be .

Answer 3

If you're an OPTIMIST the glass is always half full. If you're pessimistic the glass always looks half empty (emphasizing what is lacking versus what is available and has more potential to be full!)