Is the reason Man Utd so successful that the team have become uglier?

Question

Gone are the Handsome boys of Beckham and Lee sharp and giggs looks his age and hardly gets a game now. Is the Reason United score goals so much is down to the Hideous looks of the Team?

Tevez looks like Dracula's Gypsy Guardian in a Horror Movie.

rooney looks like a neolithic caveman.although he has been feeling guilty using his looks to win games and spends most of his time with his back to goal.

Ronaldo looks like one of the Hillbillies fro the Movie Deliverance.

gary Nevel looks like a shrunken lurch from the Adams Family.

Rio looks like plug from the Bash street kids in the Beano annual.

berbatov looks like a female impersonator.

hargreaves looks presentable but does look like a 70`s reject.

Anderson is presentable but looks a bit like a gangsta forrest Gump.

Do you not agree that this is the ugliest looking team for a long time. If they had kept hold of Ruud they would have turned milk sour.

Answer 1

You seem more interested on appearances instead of talking about the actual football.

Im not a united fan but how does being ugly make a team successful?

footballers are not models and if being ugly wins you trophies and makes u a world class team then so be it but dont judge them by looks.

Answer 2

Are you g*y???? Not that theres anything wrong with that...so when watching footie matches, you're fixated on the players faces???? Wow...

Answer 3

Lee Sharpe! You've got me all nostalgic now...

We do have the ugliest squad in the league though, I can't defend them anymore on that.

Answer 4

Says a lot from someone who has a silhoutte as there picture.  Who cares how a player looks it's his ability on the park that counts.  They seem to do not to bad from where i am standing.

hahaha Asian girl  ?  think you need glasses  hun...    As you say sweetie just having a laugh....    some can take it... some cannot...    Where dating comes into it i have no idea but, if your looking for a man i would try one of the dating section sweetie ... have fun big boy... lol

PS. i'm very comfortable with how i look.  ..hahaha

Answer 5

Dirk kuyt -http://www.liverpoolpies.tv/sloth%20(2)....

Benyauon- holds the crown for being the ugliest words cant explain how ugly he is.

Sami hyypia-tall and ugly.

mascherano-i could also see him starring in a dracula's movie.

Daniel agger-Looks like a drug addict probaly explains why he isnt playing much probaly taking heroin.

Answer 6

U seem 2 b interested more in how the players look like rather than them winning and getting the job done.

Answer 7

i totally agree

they ARE the ugliest football team the english premiership has ever seen

Answer 8

you ve just made my day mate

rio=plug.....thats class bloody class..lmfao

cheers mate youve given me a good laugh....turned milk sour..lmao

Answer 9

lfc fan- with ya all the way m8, all i can say is that they both look and play ugly and have done for years. (glad they got rid of that chadwick one lol)

Answer 10

Going on looks, it's lucky you didn't sign Ribery in the summer of 2007. You wouldn't have needed Ruud then... http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9399/01...

(that's his gf on the left...imagine what the kids will look like...)

Answer 11

wtf       r u serious?? the stupidiest question i have ever read in my life !! sorry no offense , but it is