Is there a controller for my PC that will auto input the profiles?

Question

is there a controller for my pc that will work with all my game s like COD4 and crisis where it will auto detect the setting instead of input then profiles yourself which could be a hassle im looking for a controller like the ps3 that will auto detect the games and profile tem for me

Answer 1

Yes baby there is, go to best buy. I love you!  

Answer 2

If only...