Is there a cure or vaccine for "baby fever"?

Question

i get it whenever someone has a baby or just finds out that they're pregnant.

Answer 1

Get a baby doll or, if you're really up to putting work into it you could get a pet until you're ready for a baby.

Answer 2

no

Answer 3

set your alarm clock to wake you up after half an hour of sleep.  wander around the house with an encyclopedia in your arms saying "shh" for an hour.  open up the trash and breathe it in for the time it would take to change a diaper.  go back to sleep, but set your alarm to go off again in half an hour.  do this every night for six weeks.  no napping during the day allowed (or if you do, not for more than half hour intervals).  take your disposable income and throw it in the trash.  put a cd of kids' songs on auto-repeat on the cd player.  cancel all dates with friends.  At each meal, fill one dinner plate with different (preferably mushy) foods, hold the plate by one edge, and spin around rapidly thirty times until food has flown onto all available surfaces.  Then repeat that same activity in your living room.  Leave small sharp plastic items strewn around the house to step on at random intervals.

Answer 4

Volunteer to babysit a colicky infant for a weekend.

Answer 5

LoL, i think the only cure is having your own. ;-)

Answer 6

No.  I am sorry there is no cure.  Desmeran is correct in what he has told you though.   Don't have a baby until you are certain you are ready for one.  There are many many beautiful moments, but there are also many that make you want to pull your hair out.