Is there a finder's fee?

Question

Howard had incurred the wrath of the Chinese gang. As he lay in bed on the 14th floor of his hotel he wondered how they would exact revenge. He had heard terrible tales of the criminal Tong. Gradually he fell asleep.

In the morning he woke to feel a huge weight on his chest. A huge rock was pinning him down to the mattress. "The revenge of the Tong." Howard realised. He grappled with the massive stone and managed to struggle over to the window and with a huge heave, toppled it where it headed for the ground 14 floors below. "That wasn't so terrible" he thought and then saw the stainless steel wire attached to the rock and his testicles.

Answer 1

Howard certainly made a balls up of that!

Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

Lol good one :D

Answer 4

Wowza!

Answer 5

kj

Answer 6

Oh dear!