Is there a place I can take instruction in the noble art of?

Question

peeping Tomming , I have been doing it as a hobby for some time but now feel I should take it to the next level.

I also have a keen interest in fully laden washing lines.

Answer 1

Go to the university for peeping toms and take your 'next level' exam, you could come out with a 'Gold Level' pass.. !!..xx

Answer 2

try MI5 or the CIA, they got the best equipment too!

or become a private detective, they're always interested in other people's dirty laundry!

or become a tabloid journalist!