Is there a public phone that i can call Aliens from outer space?

Question

i want travel in the universe, but i dont know how, since people are talking about Aliens from outer space, i like to know if any public phone andtheirr numbers, that i can call them to give me a ride around galaxies.

Answer 1

There are probably some people in mental institutions that would say they can help you.

Answer 2

Not a public phone, but get yourself a Speak and Spell, some circular saw blades, a coat hanger, and an umbrella.  Then rent E.T. and watch how he puts it together.

Answer 3

yeah the bat phone it in george Bush's office

Answer 4

No aliens from space are in contact with Earth or visiting Earth. No human has ever met or talked to an alien. Just like no person has ever communicated with dead people using a medium. All such stories are just false.

Answer 5

There used to be a number to contact planet Zork. It WAS 555-ZORK, but they couldn't afford all the long distance charges. Now I find the best way to contact aliens is through a tin foil hat. I asked how I could contact farther planets, and I've found that spraying Pam on the foil hat increases the reflectance properties. You get further, and its harder for the aliens to steel your brain waves. The one downside to the tin foil hat is that you have to point the spike at a certain angle. This must be done by facing North at midnight. To contact Zork, point it at a 35˚. To contact Yaja point it at a 43˚. I've forgotten the other values, but these planets seem to be the most friendly. Beware of the Zorks though. They love moonbars, and if they come to Earth the usually end up beaming up moonbars from the grocery store, and your house. Its annoying, but there's no way around it.

Answer 6

Put down the bong and go to bed.  Tomorrow's a school day!

Answer 7

Actually, yes.  It's at the local state hospital where you belong.  I know the men in white coats will give you a nice padded room in white.

Answer 8

how old are you lol.

there are no phones in space, and I dont belive there are Aliens and even if they are there is no way to talk to them.

Answer 9

Yep, unfortunately the long distance chargers are KILLER.

Answer 10

yeah.

go to any public payphone.

and type in 555-254-3671

it works, i Swear!

Answer 11

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Answer 12

Well, there are no landlines in space.  And, so far as I know, there aren't any cellular providers that have "non earth" residents in their network.  So, I'm afraid, the telephone will not be of much service to you.

Answer 13

Ugh these "ALIEN" questions are asked here everyday

100000000000000000000000 times!

NO THERE ARE NO ALIENS FLYING SAUCERS!

THEY ARE GOVERNMENT CRAFT!

Please use your head for more than a hat holder!

Answer 14

yes there are. Just find any corner pay phone and dial 911. Start talking gibberish with some swear words mixed in. A nice friendly man in a uniform will come pick you up and get you to where you want to go. Good Luck!

Answer 15

Not to be mean but this is a very stupid question to ask.