Is there a special prayer to help my head from exploding when Obama appears on OReillys show?

Question

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/02/obama-to-appear-on-oreill_n_123413.html

I can't even get through 5 minutes of the RNC without frantic arm waving. Is there a way god can help me watch this Obama interview?

And what kinds of questions might Bill ask?

Answer 1

Have someone tie you down and whap you with a Bible.

Answer 2

Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Power Button?

Answer 3

ugh why would Obama do that?

Bill is just going to talk over him and then claim he "won" the debate the next day like he does with everyone he interviews.

Answer 4

Bill will be abusive and loud, as he always is.  Obama won't stoop to his level, and will be yet another shining example of grace in the presence of idiots.

And then O'Reilly will proclaim for years that he "beat" Obama in a "debate".

Answer 5

What is there to fear?  It's an interview.  

Answer 6

O'Reilly's gonna get his head handed to him...  I've seen some pretty dumb journalists, but there is no scum lower than the O'Reilly Factor.

Labgrrl- I think you've found the only solution to the O'Reilly pointless banter hour.

Answer 7

Seriously?  What would possess Obama to legitimize O'Reilly's windbag pomposity by even acknowledging that he exists, let alone appearing on his show?

Normally, I wouldn't watch O'Reilly if you ripped my fingernails out, but I might have to catch this one.

Answer 8

Stephen Colbert was on the O'Reilly show, too. I didn't catch that show either. There are some things I can not watch. Ugh. What a strong stomach Obama must have.

Answer 9

I know, I'll need it too. Obama can be annoying.

Answer 10

pray a lightning bolt hits a nearby transformer and your power goes out.