Is there a support group for fantasy football "widows"?

Question

What am I supposed to do while a significant other moves to Nerdville?

Answer 1

Yaki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Practice your pole dancing abilities my friend...only way to win em' back.  

Answer 2

IDK, but you can dry your tears on last weeks SportsWeekly.  That'll get his attention!

Answer 3

you are in luck, as there is a support group. it's called the other fantasy widows in your hubby's league. what you do is form your own Widow League. throw in enough money for the winner to get the royal treatment at a local spa.

or, you start a "People" or "Us" magazine fantasy league, drafting celebs and creating a scoring system based on whether they make the cover, get a feature article, or are mentioned somewhere in each issue. it's called Nerdetteville. i've heard of fashion leagues as well with different clothing or accessory companies, but have no idea how that might work.

you'll get him back in 16 weeks. unless he moves on to fantasy NBA, baseball, golf, etc.  

Answer 4

knit!

Answer 5

They'll probably be back Tuesday through Friday. Maybe. If ESPN isn't on.

Answer 6

They usually come to my pad on Sundays to grill out, watch football, then exchange foot rubs with me.