Is there a world record for the fastest ejaculation ever?

Question

It'd be d**n amusing

and who'd measure it?

a certified record worker guy? XD

Answer 1

natural is 13 1/2 and the guy hated it otherwise anyone that uses a pump or pills isnt a guy they are  q***r.

Answer 2

I think it was your dad. sorry. a pointless and stupid answer to a pointless and stupid question.  ya gotta admit, it was all pretty amusing, and that's what we're here for.

Answer 3

Not that any man will admit to.

Answer 4

theyd measure it using lightgates! that wud be funny

Answer 5

If there was a record for the biggest printed ejaculation of all time, this question would be it.

Answer 6

Sometimes I wonder if I would qualify but other times I wish it would just be over 'cuz it takes too long.

I guess there would be a lot of criteria for judging because some dudes don't even need to be touched to blow and others have to be touched a certain way.

Answer 7

did you try googling it and what in the heck gave you that thought?

Answer 8

no but the longest ejaculation ever was 4.2 metres in the unoffical s*x world record dont ask me how i know please  

Answer 9

hey i found it!!!!

In related news, the Guinness World Records book lists 12.5 seconds and 67 minutes as the current benchmark performances in the premature and mature ejaculation categories respectively. These figures are averages complied over a minimum three-year period.

The premature ejaculation record, 12.5 seconds, is held by Harry "The Hummingbird" Watson, a tax consultant with England's Inland Revenue. The extended-play record, an impressive 67 minutes, belongs to former Police lead singer Sting, an authority on tantric s*x. Mrs. Sting has been frequently seen using a walker in public following the certification of her husband's record.