Is there an ATM in h**l?

Question

Well some say money is the root of all evil so isn't it a given that h**l has an ATM machine?

Answer 1

No, silly.  ATM's are earthly things!  But I am waiting to see how long before they will be available at 'church'!

Answer 2

Take a look around your world you will find plenty of ATM's For some people h**l is not a place that you go to when you die but the reality they have deluded themselves with.

Answer 3

yea but its cb&t thats why they call it h**l

Answer 4

Wouldn't that be like saying ATM's die, and so therefore, are alive? Though it's not really money that is the root of evil, but rather human's inability to be less greedy and material.

But hey, maybe when I go there I'll randomly put together an ATM just to make believes more correct! ^^

Answer 5

Well congradulations, you are correct. There is an ATM in h**l, and the best part is, you need no card to withdraw unlimited money! But one problem, what can you do with that money in h**l? Nothing! Stuck with paper and credit for all eternity, with nothing to spend it on. Definitely sounds like something that would be in h**l.

Answer 6

Yes, there are several in Alabama.

Answer 7

All the money on it would say IN GOD WE TRUST what would be the point and I know the devil isn't going for that. every money comes out got god seal of appove on it.

Answer 8

Yes and it has a very very very very very loooooooooooooooooooooong line, and when you finally get to use it,there's no money in it and you have to the back of the line.

*Edit*

It's the LOVE of money that's the root of all evil, not money it's self.

Answer 9

There IS an ATM in h**l but nobody can afford the fees. That is because the LACK of money is the root of all evil.

Answer 10

I think that finding an ATM is the least of your worries if you're going to h**l.