Is there an answer to this burning question?

Question

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a man with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Answer 1

12 minutes and 15 seconds. This is the conclusion of scholars who have researched the question in the depth it deserves.

Answer 2

no

Answer 3

The world record, established at the Yokel County Fair on Inbred Island, is exactly 29.3 seconds.

Answer 4

He wouldn't have to kick any seeds out of the pickle; he could simply feed the thing to those chickens and they would take care of it.

Answer 5

Im gonna say a day and a half cuz I have NO IDEA

lol really interesting question thou!