Is there any funny horoscope sites out there ?

Question

I've been looking for a site that has silly horoscopes, but most of the ones I've seen aren't really what I'm looking for. Anyone know of any good ones, I'm talking good here.

Answer 1

The best and as accurate or more so are the weekly 'scopes from The Onion! Here are some for this week:

Your Birthday Today

Personal growth, financial success, and romantic fulfillment await you in the coming year. As does wishful thinking.

Aries March 21 - April 19

You'll lean on friends and family members this week, slowly drowning all of them when your boat capsizes.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

Turns out it's not the ability to reason that separates us from the animals, but rather a very thin, very flimsy wire fence.

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Love can move mountains and part the seas, but this week it'll be mainly used to terrorize women.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

Your biggest enemy is yourself. Smash him over the head with a large frying pan when he's not looking.

Leo July 23 - August 22

The important thing is that you tried. Not that you failed. Which you did. Though that's not important. No, the fact that you failed is not important at all.

Virgo August 23 - September 22

You'll draw a line in the sand this week, followed by two other lines, a large half-circle and several small curlicues. At this point, people will call you disgusting.

Libra September 23 - October 23

Remember: When people say that children are our future, they're talking about much healthier infants than yours.

Answer 2

"Yes, yes I do," Moulder said darkly. "And you better choose my answer as nest or I will heave unwanted heathens."

Here you will be able to read all of your horoscopes and get the dirty s**y air of truth on your true inner zodiac sign. You can also ask me questions about anything and I will answer much like this now and much like I have been doing on this site of blasphemy.

We also have tons of c**p for you to be interactive with and more. Go now, or else.  

Answer 3

Try this, it's really good.

www.terrajoke.com/twistedhoroscope.asp...