Is there any good horoscope sites

Question

that are free lol

Answer 1

The Onion has free weeklies. Here are some for this week:

Your Birthday Today

There's more to life than money and material possessions. Keep reminding yourself of this for the next 20 miserable years.



Aries March 21 - April 19

The stars predict devastating floods, crushing famines, and the rise of a blood-soaked moon in the night's sky. But enough about your mom.



Taurus April 20 - May 20

Clear and open communication is the key to a successful marriage. Signal to your wife that you love her using the semaphoric alphabet.



Gemini May 21 - June 21

Remember: While resorting to violence is never the answer, starting off with violence almost always is.



Cancer June 22 - July 22

You'll rue the day all that delicious ice cream was delivered to your home, proving once and for all that you don't know what "rue" means.



Leo July 23 - August 22

Lately it seems like you can't say anything without people getting hurt. Don't be alarmed: You're just a terrible hostage negotiator.



Virgo August 23 - September 22

Animal rights activists will call your method of killing livestock "cruel" and "inhumane," but then that's what you get for sending poultry to the electric chair.

Answer 2

bridgett walthers,...  soul vibratiions     ,,, adze.com  

Answer 3

Try this one:

www.astrology.com.au

Answer 4

AstroStyle

Answer 5

check out jonatan cainer .. I love his forecasts

http://www.cainer.com/webstars/