Is there any humour left out there?

Question

Male PMS?

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess that explains it, it's that time of the month."

Answer 1

A blind man and his new wife run into a problem.  He cannot see when she gives him "the look" when she wants to have s*x.  So they come up with a system.  "When I wants s*x I will tug on your left breast once and when I don't want s*x I will tug your right breast twice" says the man.  The woman agrees to this and asks what she should do to let him know she wants him.  "Well," says the man "Tug once on my p***s if you want s*x and tug 32 times if you do not."

Answer 2

ha ha ha!!! but i would not like my husband to be like that!!!

Answer 3

O...kay

Answeer mines pls .. its important

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Answer 4

nice one mate  

Answer 5

lol..nice

Answer 6

So the wolf-man was on his period.

Answer 7

ah

Answer 8

yep that

moon will do it to ya

everytime

lmao i agree ss wheres

it all gone

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