Is there any surgery I can have to become a bird and will my insurance cover it?

Question

i think i might be a parakeet born inside a ne gro's body. here are my reasons:

1. i can lay ne gro eggs - about the same time every day, i am able to lay a dark brown egg. i made a nest of towels in the bedroom and keep them there.

2. i date/am sexually attracted to other birds - i am especially fond of my lovely blue-crowned conure, sonic. i like to take her out for long strolls in the park followed by a delightful meal of berries, seeds, and water from her dish.

3. i have a long nose - unlike most other negroes, i have a long, beak-like nose.

Answer 1

um nmo you cant become a bird. are you drunk

Answer 2

are you serious or just trying to be racist?

Answer 3

ur weird.........................u cant become a bird. u need some serious help.Do you take drugs? My speaker is eating eggs and is hungrey.I will consider buying your eggs if you post them on Ebay under the name of Joslyn Montagne..it'll be our dirty little secret,yes?