Is there any way to tow away the moon and capture mars as our moon, since they are about the same size?

Question

That would give us two benefits -

We wouldn't have to wait every three years for a red moon, it would be red every day.

We wouldn't have to launch a rocked 250 million miles away to exlore it, we would only have to launch a rocket 250 thousand miles away.

Or maybe we could have two moons, so we could have solar eclipses, and lunar eclipses, and double lunar eclipses.. And if they collided, it wouuld be one h**l of a fourth of july display.

No, im not drunk...

Answer 1

Yes, You need a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado 2500HD (like mine) and a whole lot of rope, and you could tow the moon away. I'm not so sure about capturing mars, I'm pretty sure thats a job for two Silverados.  Figured I'd let you know.

Answer 2

Awesome question. You should write a book/movie about it. The end would be very emotional with people on Earth looking up at the two moons in the night sky.

Answer 3

Stoned?

Answer 4

Hah, cool. That would be fun, how do you come up with these things!????

Answer 5

If it aint broke dont fix it

Answer 6

you been smoking something good huh?