Is there anyone available who has previous AFL cheerleader experience?

Question

I am in the process of forming a cheer leader squad for the Kangaroos footy club. We, as a result of a survey in this section, have selected the name of "Buck Teeth Berthas" to dance under.

There is three of us so far, me, Flopsy & Mopsy. I need more volunteers & suggestions for a costume. In regard to the costume it must be remembered the amount of material that will be required for each dancer - so we can't use expensive materials. I was thinking of buying some army surplus two-man tents & using same and costumes - your thoughts?

Answer 1

Yes. I have cheerleader experience & I'm available.

But you already have me, & me mate, Mopsy, on your list. I'm in the process of looking around for some little ballet dancing shoes to go with me tent tunic.

Answer 2

Me also. I have cheerleader experience & I too, am available.

You also have my details, just like you have me mate Flopsy's details. I am, at the moment searching for a thong to wear with my tent tunic - to make me look more s**y.

Answer 3

Ive been told i look good in a man kini,does this qualify me for the gig?

Answer 4

d**n!!!!

That leaves me out .

I can honestly say for once in my life that ....

"I'm too s**y for your squad"

"too s**y for your squad"

"TOO s**y IT HURTS"!!!!!!

EDIT: hehehe FORKY!!!!