Is there anyone else out there who finds inanimate objects more attractive than the opposite s*x?

Question

i have a deep fat fryer and at first i thought it was just my mind playing games with me but it wouldnt go away and every time i see it i get this strange arroused feeling pretty soon i found my self rushing out to get the latest household catalogues to study the pictures its getting worse, i keep fantasizing makeing love to it, obviously this sounds silly to the average person and proberly the people that have same problem as me could be attracted to any number of different things but for me its my deep fat fryer, so please if you experiance the same thing let me know im not alone.. thank you (serious answers only please)

Answer 1

sure! I find myself falling in love with the avatar's on yahoo answers- they are so s**y and cute- I proposed to three of them last week!

Answer 2

Wow now i heard it all

Answer 3

It happens, try to socialise more, and in the meantime, don't buy too many goodies

Answer 4

you bet ye Ido.

Answer 5

Oh dear, I think you need to see a shrink.

Answer 6

After many years of intensive, and costly therapy, I no longer hold telephone poles in rapturous Ecstasy.

I do have a keen eye. for Fire hydrants however that seems to be deepening in scope.

Answer 7

Oh man, don't make love to it when the grease is hot. That's gonna hurt real bad.

Answer 8

You're in a class all by yourself on that one.

Answer 9

I fell in love with a blender once but it broke my heart and pureed my p****r