Is there anything from AFL commentators you haven't heard said , that would make your day?

Question

Like Danyle Pearce of Port Adelaide . Wouldn't you love to hear the boundary rider interrupt the main commentators , when Pearce is dragged, and say .something like ....PEARCE OFF ...Bruce !

Answer 1

With the arm chopping rule (either WCE's Dean or Collingwoods Shannon) getting their arms chopped and a free kick as a result

Cox was chopped. *rolls eyes*

I'm also in agreement about the TV commentators. Surely they realize that those watching can see what's going on. Informing people of interchanges is fair enough, as the icon in the corner usually takes about 30 to 40 seconds to inform. The AFL TV commentators could learn a lot from Richie Benaud, and only add something to enhance the game, and not ramble on for the sake of rambling.

Answer 2

The sound of them choking on a ham sandwich

Answer 3

All you have to do is listen to Mr Cometti, brothers and sisters!

You may not have thought of anything you would like him to say that would make your day, but what he says often does.

Go Dennis the Menace!

Answer 4

lol!  Thats funny!

Actually sometimes i would like to hear them say less!!

Wonder who will win next season - hopefully not Geelong again.

Answer 5

Lol.......PEARCE OFF ...Bruce !!!!

I love it, very funny. Imagine that, I will laugh and laugh till my jaw hurts, if that was said.

Anyway, I agree with Ka99 and yourself, commentators like the sound of their voices eg Bruce Macavaney, I am sick of hearing stats and stats and more stats, every time he commentates.

Answer 6

West Coast's Dean Cox lining up after the final siren to try and win the game:

It all comes down to big Cox!

Answer 7

Dean Cox kicks a high ball into West Coast's Forward 50. Quentin Lynch takes the mark.

"Cox, straight down Lynch's throat"

Answer 8

I think the less said the better, it would be nice to hear them actually call the game instead of all of these crappy one liners they come out with!

My favourite is Malcolm Blight, even though he is usually a guest, his thoughts are always sensible and very fair. No c**p!!

Apparently Bruce took elocution lessons to improve his speech!

Didn't improve much else :))

Answer 9

I'd love to hear Bruce McAvaney swear his brains out!!!

Something like..."F**K that handball sucked"!!!! "What the F**K was he thinking"? "You guys in the commentary know S**T!!!!"

"My F**king stats arouse me in a way you won't believe"!!!!

OMG!!! Imagine that!!! lol

Answer 10

after Simon Wiggins gets knocked out-commentator retorts " the purple wiggle Wiggins is knocked out-WAKE UP JEFF"

Answer 11

Ok here's the scene:

Collingwood playing in the preliminary final against Carlton. Comes down to the final kick to win the game from 50m out. The lucky bugger with the ball is Collingwood's Shannon Cox who has hardly played a game all season. As the crowd falls silent, McAvaney crosses to Olarenshaw on the sideline who has this to say: "Well this is it boys...one kick to decide the season for both sides and its this young man with the ball. Who would have thought it would end like this...Mick Malthouse has been pulling Cox off all year and now he is relying on his young man to deliver the goods. Back to you Bruce."

Answer 12

lining up 45 mtrs out has a ping and johncock sprays it and gets a behind