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Is there really aliens out there???? I think they got me help me...

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I was driving home from work on the freeway. I had a hour to go then I wake up in front of my house and in my car. My coke and snickers was missing and the bottom of my shoes smelled and looked a little melted. My wife said there was some red marks on my back. If anyone has any info on this please let me know. I do not have any mental problems. I really do not know what happened

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  1. ask your dr. if theres a blood test to see if you been to space.

    its the same simple test they did on astronauts and found it did something to the electrolites or something,mind you im no medical guy. but i heard that once.

    it may be important to some people, if its true then people like you could turn the tide. you have the same results as an astronaut??? think about it.


  2. You're an alien just like me. Earth is a prison for lightweights. And we can leave when we build us a ship that travels at light-speed or faster.

  3. They say aliens are real...but...you sound a bit sleep deprived and shouldn't be driving your car in this dangerous condition...get more sleep and your imagination won't get the better of you.....unless your girlfriend is an alien. . .oops, I mean your wife?!?!?well women are from venus and men from mars...we all live on a planet...you do the math!

  4. if your not careful they will come after your family to try giving more detail on the red marks scratches or indentations  

  5. urm,if your lying then your one sick son of a *****.

    but if your not xD ....gezz-us.

    check your *** o-o you might have been prob-ed

  6. lol!! wow...don't really know what else to add to the last answer but that sounds about right

  7. No.

    > I do not have any mental problems.

    This is not a correct statement.

  8. Yes, you were abducted. The missing coke and snickers are a dead giveaway. You must immediately cover all windows in your home with wrinkled tin foil (shiny side out) to prevent them from beaming into your home. The wrinkles will refract their beams and in the morning you should find scattered lumpps of alien goo all over your lawn. Also, as soon as possible, get an anal exam to check for evidence of probing.

  9. besides the red markings, did you have an kinda soreness around the anal area? I mean aliens are known to probe that area.

  10. NO ANAL PROBE WOW  

  11. of course there are ALIENS out there, look at the Government they're all aliens.

    You don't really need any help; just meditate and use telepathy to talk to them (if you need help just ask =])... we are all aliens.  

  12. Look at the stars, what do you see? If you open your mind you can receive your answers as to what happened.

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