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Is this Funniest Joke ?

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Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the h**l are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

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  1. That's hilarous


  2. No. according to a worldwide study in 2005 this is the funniest joke ever.  2 Ducks are swimming in a pond.... the first one says "Quack" the second looks at him and says " That's so weird, i was just going to say that exact same thing"

  3. LOL nice one dude!

  4. very funny....LOL.....NICE.

  5. tats a nice one...

  6. No, this is a very old joke.

  7. o no !  

  8. FUNNY LIKE THE ONE that god told the four people andone was a blonde that if you laugh at any joke before step 100 you will not be able to go to heaven and everybody out of the four but the blonde laughed before atleaset 60th step and then when the blonde reached the 99th step shestart laughiing cause she got the first joke!!

  9. Santa is sloooooooww!!!!

  10. One of the best joke of SANTA & BANTA.

    Nice to see in Yahoo.

  11. not the funniest joke but not bad

  12. he he he he he ah ah ah !!!!!!!

  13. Yes. Mujhe yah der se samajh aaya.

  14. haha

  15. Great joke!

    Seems like americans would get it if it were with red head, brunette, and blonde.

    That was hilarious!!!


  16. funny stuff


  17. nice names


  18. LoL =]]

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