Is this Little Johnny Definately Joke still funny ?

Question

A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"

Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a f*rt have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants..."

Answer 1

Never was funny

Answer 2

ha ha ha!!! now the nursery school teacher definitely has some problems!!!

Answer 3

That one is a classic.

Answer 4

LOL!!!!!

Answer 5

Guess what I got from the mall today ?

I got 5 earings, 9 pairs of black and white shoes (exactly same - all of them). 684 lollies and 12 rolls of toilet paper. I love going to the mall.

I also saw a shop in the mall. A nomal shop - now thatz rare to see.

Answer 6

still funny.

Answer 7

LOL.  I LOVE IT!

Answer 8

ha ha ha, funny.

Answer 9

ha it is very funny yeah

Answer 10

that is a good one hahahahahahahaha

Answer 11

Not the greatest but still funny.

Answer 12

Funny joke, if a little disgusting.

Answer 13

That was an amusing joke.  More please.

Answer 14

lol yep still funny. have a star.

Answer 15

Very good