Is this THE cutest Jonas Brothers fan ever?

Question

I got the cutest hate mail ever this morning! It was hilarious. (= & I felt guilty that I couldn't share this love with the rest of the world, so here I am to spread the word. Enjoy!

Subject: u fu*kin fat nasty b*TCH

"Message: Dear V! is pro-talent

u r the ugliest wh*re ever

u should prolly lose some weight before u insult the jonas brothers

and obviously u seem to be the biggest loser in the world since YOU CAME BACK TO MY FRIKIN PAGE TO ANSWER AGAIN. which goes to show how pathetic u r. thats why u have no bf and r insulting ppl on yahoo

now YOU have a nice day u ugly dark b*tch =]"

I won't mention who its from, because I'm concerned for the safety of little girls on Y!A. So, my question is this: Have you ever encountered hate mail that was more adorable & enlightening than this one?

Answer 1

Aw, that's so sweet!

It's not every day you get to talk to such an angel, you should feel blessed.

And for mine, here's a link:

http://s534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346...

It's so...inspiring....

Answer 2

Ugly "DARK" *****? what the h**l lolol.

Someone calling themselves Pro-"talent" and being a jonas brothers fan i also find quite funny.

That's like if someone talked about being pro-life then went and strangled an infant.

Answer 3

OMG! ahahaha!!!

ppl like that frikin p**s me off! i mean, it's stupid how she'z all like "u need to lose some weight" (um... no, she'z never even met u b4 and all she can see is a little pic on the side of ur profile) then she goes " and that's why u have no bf" (again, how would she know?)

and she'z calling u pathetic for responding while she sends u an email rather than ignoring it...

Rawr, i'm angry :D i need to go break something now ^-^

and no, thankfully i've never got any hate mail on here...

Answer 4

Funny that she calls you pathetic and she's the one writing the e-mail.

Answer 5

I like the Jonas Brothers but that was funny!

Answer 6

nope! I get a lot of mail but never get hate mail.  That sounds like fun maybe i will start pissing people off to get hate mail.

I would like to add you are not fat or ugly! I think you know that already though.

Answer 7

Hot, buttered lulz

XD

Answer 8

nope, hopefully, i've never gotten hatemail.  

Answer 9

Aww thats so cute.

lmao.

Answer 10

lmfao...ok...i love the jonas brothers...but this was f*ckin hilarious! haha

Answer 11

oh goddd, that thing is THE cutest jb fan i've EVER seen in my life! so cute that i want to squeeze her chubby cheeks!!

Answer 12

That one made me lol.

As for me, no hate mail.

Answer 13

I have yet to receive one that severe, but I do come across the pathetic ones, who can't spell and have ridiculous comebacks that make me laugh.

Answer 14

And how is this relevant to anything? I like the Jonas Brother (sort of) but I'm not a moron. This whole question makes you look idiotic  May I ask.....how is a Jonas Brothers FAN a celebrity since you're not directly talking about the Jonas Brothers. Come to think about it this isn't a question...

p.s. If you're so great why do you care so much about this person?

Answer 15

no.... but that was cute lol even though i LOVE JB!

Answer 16

I've got yelled at a couple times. Just because I like the Jonas Brothers. Oh and I said that dude from Tokio Hotel looks like a girl. lol.

Answer 17

uno momento, you should delete this question cause the chick tht sent it might report for cursing or another stupid reason.

oh, and i never got hate mail, i get creep emails from guys on here though