A costumer walks into to a burger place called Jack burgers
The clerk then says- Welcome to Jack Burger can I take your order?
Costumer(in a deep, low slow weird voice)-ya... I'll have a Jack burger and medium fries.
Clerk Sorry we don't have any fries can i get you something else?
Costumer- ya I'll have a Jack burger and large fries.
Clear-Listen buddy, who put the ape in aperciot
Customer-uh... nature did
Clerk's right nature.
Clerk who put the straw in strawberries
Customer- nature did.
Clerk- and who put the freak in french fries
Customer- um... there ain't no frickin french fries
Clerk, that's what I've ben trying to tell you all along but breath, there ain't' no fricken french fries, now get out of here before I shove that Jack burger so far down you throat you have to eat it with you a*s hole!
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