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Is this a joke?? Who should be the boss??

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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the a*****e spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the a%shole being the Boss.

So the a%shole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that a%shole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the s**+t!

Management Lesson:

You don't need brains to be a Boss - Any A%shole will do.

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  1. hAHaHAhHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHhaHa


  2. Very cleverly done, nice one...!

  3. you actually typed out the whole word... the  "%"s werent nessasary.  see look, a*****e , see? it didnt block it out...

  4. Very good, I feel tempted to put this on the office noticeboard.

  5. Literal standpoint- you need brains to be boss. Realistic standpoint- any jackass can be a boss.

  6. haha nice, very funny joke :D

  7. good joke but the managemt lesson isnt true!

  8. sounds like what a wise chinese would  say XD

  9. haha lol a boss is alot like a diaper, they're full of sh&t

  10. funny joke, but it doesnt apply to real life.

  11. cuuute-ish

  12. ha h aha~~!!!!!

    that solves one of my mysteries  why all bosses are A$$holes~~!!!lolzz

  13. LOL! Love it.  I'm telling my friends that one. :)

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