A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four".
Instantly there is a brilliant flash of light, and her b*****s grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly she runs to tell her husband what happened and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my p***s touch the floor!".
Again there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.
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