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Is this a nice clean joke?

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Bob is walking home when he sees a tramp begging for change.

Feeling a bit sorry for the man he gives him some change and begins to walk off.

"Thank you," says the homeless man, "It used to be so good for me but look at me now."

"What do you mean?" asked Bob.

The tramp replied, "I was a multi-millionaire, I had bank accounts all across the world with millions in. I had investments, bonds, stocks, shares and all sorts."

"What happened, where did it go wrong?"

The tramp replied, ...

....."forgot my mothers f**king maiden name."

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  1. Oh that was deliciously funny. I´m very lucky there I never forget a name....that is until the next morning.


  2. yeh it funny

  3. yeah, it is funny and very true

  4. haha good one. but yeh its a clean joke

  5. now thats a good one mate cheers  

  6. He He! excellent joke a star for you!

  7. funny , true...u r a legend haha

  8. Brilliant mate.

  9. Ha! ha! ha! nice one....

  10. lol. would be a cleaner joke if u took 'f**king' out.

  11. Had to think for a second there.

    Password right?

  12. haha made my day

  13. don't get it...

  14. The joke is clean........your preference for language in one is rude crude and lewd you 'kin Dude!

    I am sick and tired of crappy little nits like who just have to use a swearword to try and attract attention to themselves.

    Try speaking queens English as in the days of yore.

    In my younger days humour was allabout  the clever use of normal swearword-free language, but listen to any onstage so called comedian these days and it is only a few seconds into the shpiel before f**t **** c**p and F'king take over the entire thing. God help future generations whose language will end up being a morass of profanity that will send them back to the Dark Ages so that intelligence and creativity will vanish.

    Look out for the New Neanderthals.........they are already in-breeding!

  15. heehee

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